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This is a gchat exchange I had with one of my former clients who’s a little on the shall we say… \u00a0naive (?) side. \u00a0I absolutely despise gchatting, but thought I would have some fun. \u00a0“Me” is clearly Me. \u00a0Enjoy:<\/p>\n

me<\/strong>: I got a sex change, didn’t you hear???<\/p>\n

mordi<\/strong>: No omg
Tell me about it please
<\/strong><\/p>\n

me<\/strong>: Yeah, I have a huge dick now
all the way down my thight
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mordi<\/strong>: Mean it??
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me<\/strong>: thigh
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mordi<\/strong>: Wow ure so brave
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me<\/strong>: yes, i feel more whole as a person
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mordi<\/strong>: Did ure voice change too?
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me<\/strong>: yes, and I am growing a beard!
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mordi<\/strong>: Don’t do that
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me<\/strong>: I have huge balls now too.
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mordi<\/strong>: U look so beautiful
What could be better then a good looking woman with a big dick
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me<\/strong>: yeah, but now i have a huge mandingo cock and swinging fucking hairy bowling balls between my thighs
gee, im not sure.
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mordi<\/strong>: How big?
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me<\/strong>: 14 inches
you can pick them out of a catalogue now
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mordi<\/strong>: Oh my g-ddddd
Where do u hide it?
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me<\/strong>: it was same day surgery too, in and out
Why would I want to hide it???
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mordi<\/strong>: When was that?
When u go out-must be quite obvious
Wow now I understand y u were hooked up to those vids
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me<\/strong>: It is very obvious, yes.
what vids? oh of gay cock sucking?
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mordi<\/strong>: Somthing — daddy
Those jail movies
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me:<\/strong> Oh, SCUM. With Ray Winstone.
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mordi<\/strong>: Yups
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me:<\/strong> It’s so big, I can suck it myself now
I can get the tip in my mouth
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mordi<\/strong>: Wow wow
Real big
Getting me scared omg
Fucked already with it?
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me<\/strong>: yeah, i made a bunch of guys choke on it in a big leather daddy circle jerk the other night
<\/strong><\/p>\n

mordi<\/strong>: Gotto cum see u now
Didn’t invite me
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me<\/strong>: i know, right? I’m stroking it right now
I can hardly get my hand around it
<\/strong><\/p>\n

mordi<\/strong>: Fucked any girls yet?
<\/strong><\/p>\n

me<\/strong>: i have to use two hands!
<\/strong><\/p>\n

mordi<\/strong>: Thick too?
No way
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me<\/strong>: oh yes
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mordi<\/strong>: When did u get it?
<\/strong><\/p>\n

me<\/strong>: today!
no wait, a few days ago
i haven’t slept because i’ve been jerking it constantly
<\/strong><\/p>\n

mordi<\/strong>: Ure so strong wow
Real daddy now
How many times can u cum?
<\/strong><\/p>\n

me:<\/strong> I’m unsure, but it’s like a damned cum sprinkler
<\/strong><\/p>\n

mordi<\/strong>: Now u gotto tell what’s more pleasure to fuck? R getting fucked?
<\/strong><\/p>\n

me<\/strong>: I am just enjoying cumming all over my room on every wall
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mordi<\/strong>: Ure so horny mam wow
No mam anymore man lol
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me<\/strong>: Yes, I’m just a big hunk of man meat.
Beefcake
Big Daddy Beefcake, that’s what I make the circle jerk guys call me.
Down at Rawhide.
<\/strong><\/p>\n

mordi<\/strong>: What do ure gfs say about it?
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me<\/strong>: Have you ever been there?
My girlfriends don’t know!
They are going to be shocked!!
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mordi<\/strong>: Rawhide?
<\/strong><\/p>\n

me<\/strong>: Yes, the gay bar.
<\/strong><\/p>\n

mordi<\/strong>: Where’s that?
<\/strong><\/p>\n

me<\/strong>: In Chelsea, of course.
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mordi<\/strong>: Na I’m not gay
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