Listen up, pissants!<\/p>\n

Mistress Alex and I are taking a little vacation to your piddly-assed city for two days only! This is a once in a lifetime opportunity for you straight-laced squares, so make your appointments now, as there will not be many left after this announcement.<\/p>\n

Email is our preferred mode of communication:<\/p>\n

mistressveronicanyc@gmail.com or submit@mistressalexnyc.com<\/p>\n

If you absolutely must call because you are a complete luddite, you may, but be aware that we will probably bitch you out before you can get a word in edgewise:<\/p>\n

For Mme Veronica NYC: 646-397-3723<\/p>\n

For Mistress Alex NYC: 646-360-0417<\/p>\n

Websites:<\/p>\n

MISTRESS VERONICA NYC<\/a><\/p>\n

MISTRESS ALEX NYC<\/a><\/p>\n

You’ve been warned.<\/p>\n

– Mme Veronica aka Da Kingpin<\/p><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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