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I was looking for some good spanking porn to download today, and thought I would share the hilarity of some of the sites with you. The above picture is from a site artof.about-spanking.com<\/a>, which claims their photo gallery is “art” (does the woman in the trenchcoat look suspiciously broad-shouldered to you too?). Below is more “art” in the form of the written word, procured by me, just for you, dear reader.<\/p>\n

From spankedschoolgirl.com:<\/a><\/p>\n

“Rushing home from school, Heather’s itch in her knickers desperately needed a good ‘rub’ and soon her honeypot is dripping as she furiously frigs herself off. Sadly for her, she’s caught in the throes of orgasm by a horrified Uncle who can hear the commotion downstairs. Whilst her minnie’s still oozing, Heather’s given a damned hard spanking and caning for the mucky self defilement.”<\/p>\n

“Frigs herself off?” “Minnie’s still oozing?” I love it.<\/p>\n

And another:<\/p>\n

“Tiffany took a very hard strapping across her bouncing chunky cheeks after school when nobody could hear her cries of pain! This was a really hard dose of leather across this girl’s buttocks and we thoughtfully provided all the results of this severe thrsshing in glorious HD wmv Playback as well!”<\/p>\n

Ha ha! Oh, those Brits.<\/p>\n

This is from a site that has stories and poems devoted to spanking, called menspanked.com<\/a>. It’s only one poem- written by a spanking devotee, no doubt, because it has like 20 damned stanzas! I have relieved you the pain of reading the whole thing and chose the “best” stanza:<\/p>\n

“Oh Dear! what a walloping Jonathon got !
How Mrs. McTavish belabored his bot !
By the time she had finished the shade of his seat
Was crimson and blue like a rose or a beet !
As red as the poppies that grow in the park
You’d think that his bottom would glow in the dark !”<\/p>\n

I love how the exclamation points are like five feet away from the end of the lines !!<\/p>\n

Another piece of a story from the same site:<\/p>\n

“My buttocks clenched, I knew only too well the sting of mother’s hairbrush! Mother always smacked me over her knee like a baby, she smacked long, she smacked hard, she smacked with the back of her hairbrush and, of course, she always smacked with my trousers down and my bottom BARE!”<\/p>\n

Really? But did she really smack you with a hairbrush? Because I’m not sure…<\/p>\n

RGE-films.com<\/a> is one of the best in terms of quality, but their descriptions are BOR-ING!:<\/p>\n

“As we mentioned, Joe Balcar is a man experiencing many unfair situations in his life. As we can judge from a phone call, his role at his family is the opposite of his leading post at work \u2013 he is a leader of Czechoslovakian Youth Association, an organization covering all youth movements, including youth pioneers. But his wife doesn\u2019t care much \u2013 so Joe has to prove his dominancy on younger pioneer chiefs or the girl pioneers.<\/p>\n

He courts one of the young chiefs, however, the girl has a boyfriend, who doesn\u2019t hesitate to put his head into a lion\u2019s mouth for her. So we will witness the youths\u2019 sex \u2013 where else than in the bathroom? Where else can they hide? Unfortunately, we are not the only ones watching them, also the rejected Joe Balcar is there…<\/p>\n

And he won\u2019t forgive this, he will surely find an opportunity. Especially when the young chief neglects her work for her pleasures, and the other girls amuse at the meeting as they want.<\/p>\n

Joe, very angry, finds a naked girl pioneer in the corridor, who tries to explain it as a kind of pioneer game activity. Suddenly, the young pioneer chief walks in, all excited and untidy after her toilet adventure.<\/p>\n

How can this end up?”<\/p>\n

Didn’t read all of it? Me neither. Damn, people, this is not Lion’s Gate here, we all KNOW what’s going to happen!<\/p>\n

Anyway, I hope you enjoyed this romp through the idiosyncratic world of spanking porn with me. It’s Tuesday afternoon, it’s overcast, and I’m bored. If you have any good porn sites to share (about BDSM, not vanilla stuff), please don’t hesitate.<\/p>\n

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