or else other information which might surprise (an answer to a post of the same name on MF):<\/p>\n

1. I’m a peeping tom. I look in people’s windows when I walk by.<\/p>\n

2. Conversely, I am an exhibitionist and love to get changed in front of open windows, or else shower with a window open.<\/p>\n

3. I have passed out on a sidewalk.<\/p>\n

4. I have thrown someone down a flight of stairs (believe me, he deserved it, and was unscathed other than his ego).<\/p>\n

5. I won the church hula hoop contest when I was 14.<\/p>\n

6. All of my teenage crushes have turned out to be gay, therefore making me a fag hag by proxy. (And proud of it!)<\/p>\n

7. I’ve fucked underneath the Irish Hunger Memorial Garden.<\/p>\n

8. When walking around late at night, I look for open doors to apartment buildings, so I that I can climb onto the rooftop to check out the view.<\/p>\n

9. I can hold my liquor better than you.<\/p>\n

10. I once jerked my beau off beneath a table while chatting with friends at a restaurant.<\/p>\n

11. I’m a certified herbalist.<\/p>\n

12. My first foray into the scene was as a sub (gasp!), and was a guinea pig for a couple who collected antique doctor’s equipment.<\/p>\n

13. I have licked ass. If you had seen it, you wouldn’t be able to help yourself either.<\/p>\n

14. i was banned from the senior prom.<\/p>\n

15. I listen to the radio constantly, although I often shut it off in a fit of frustration.<\/p>\n

16. I snuck out of the house once to go to the Billy Joel\/ Elton John “Flaming Piano’s” concert. I’m not proud of it. My tastes have changed vastly since then.<\/p>\n

17. I am bored with MF most of the time.<\/p>\n

18. I used to have surreptitious make out sessions on my bed with a neighbor while my parents were at work when I was 13. He was 16.<\/p>\n

19. I sold everything I owned when I was 25 to go to Europe.<\/p>\n

20. I hate yuppies, but will take their money.<\/p>\n

21. I’ve worked for Harvard University.<\/p>\n

22. I ardently love Dirty Dancing, and will argue the progressiveness of it’s themes and the subtleties of the dialogue until I’m blue in the face.<\/p>\n

23. I think I am a terrific rapper, but that might be because no one else has ever heard me.<\/p>\n

24. I own a pink butt plug.<\/p>\n

25. I just joined Twitter, but am unsure whether that makes me a douche bag.<\/p>\n

FYI- My handle is MstrssVeronica<\/p>\n

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