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The time… of the douchey hat. They are ubiquitous. You can’t escape them. They need you to notice them- they yearn to stand out and distinguish themselves as evidence that their wearer is a huge douche. Leopard print cowboy hats with rolled-up brims, pink Red Sox hats, cheap pork pie hats and fedoras from the Gap, faux-distressed trucker hats, flat-brimmed baseball caps… must I go on? <\/p>\n

Yes, I must. Indiana Jones hats? Have they replaced Mazda Miatas as the new mid-life crisis accessory? It’s cheaper, I suppose… But if you wear one- you don’t look like Harrison Ford. You just look like a douche.<\/p>\n

Why doesn’t the Italian straw skimmer hat make a comeback? Who has the balls to wear that one? Someone has to bring back the barber shop quartet along with it. It’s a dying art. Someone under 80 has to save it! Boyz II Men were waaay ahead of their time. <\/p>\n

We also live in a time of the douchey jean pant. Perhaps not so much as a few years ago, but the presence of the intentionally ripped and creased jean with various bedazzlements are still pretty common.<\/p>\n

Personally, I’m waiting for the rainbow light-up disco visor to make a comeback. I had one when I was a kid, and I can’t wait to get back on the douchey hat bandwagon. See above.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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The time… of the douchey hat. They are ubiquitous. You can’t escape them. They need you to notice them- they yearn to stand out and distinguish themselves as evidence that their wearer is a huge douche. Leopard print cowboy hats with rolled-up brims, pink Red Sox hats, cheap pork pie hats and fedoras from the Gap, faux-distressed trucker hats, flat-brimmed baseball caps… must I go on? Yes, I must. Indiana Jones hats? Have they replaced Mazda Miatas as the new mid-life crisis accessory? It’s cheaper, I suppose… But if you wear one- you don’t look like Harrison Ford. You just…<\/p>\n","category_list":"Uncategorized<\/a>","author_info":{"name":"g2GdDadDSas","url":"https:\/\/www.mistressveronicanyc.com\/author\/g2gddaddsas\/"},"comments_num":"8 comments","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mistressveronicanyc.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1148"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mistressveronicanyc.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mistressveronicanyc.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mistressveronicanyc.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mistressveronicanyc.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1148"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.mistressveronicanyc.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1148\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mistressveronicanyc.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/370"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.mistressveronicanyc.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1148"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mistressveronicanyc.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1148"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.mistressveronicanyc.com\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1148"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}