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I have a client who won’t talk to me.\u00a0 He sends me presents but refuses to call me over the phone.\u00a0 He lives in New York, but cannot come to see me in person.\u00a0 He also cannot walk into Victoria’s Secret to buy a pair of panties, and take a picture of his ass in them.\u00a0 He’s too nervous, he says.\u00a0 Which is totally valid, and means absolutely nothing, except perhaps he is a bit of a novice, and possibly a bit paranoid.<\/p>\n

But.<\/p>\n

I like to fantasize that it’s Bill Murray, who is afraid that I would recognize his voice immediately if he ever were to call.\u00a0 So he just has to keep sending me gifts and stifled emails in order to assuage his frustrated attentions.<\/p>\n

Right??\u00a0 Could be.\u00a0 No?<\/p>\n

Well, just in case it IS you, I can promise confidentiality, Girl Scouts honor.\u00a0 We can even have a role play where I am possessed by Zuul, and seduce Venkman into succumbing to my demonic power!\u00a0 Then we can both laugh, and eat candybars together in a pool-\u00a0 whoops!\u00a0 Mine dropped, ha ha!\u00a0 See the fun we will have together?<\/p>\n

I just had to put that out there.\u00a0 Just in case.<\/p>\n

Sigh.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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