* Robert Pattinson<\/b>– For saying he’s allergic to vaginas, and also to bang that annoying smirk off his face. Let’s just say that I’d suddenly “be out” of lube. Whoopsie!<\/o:p><\/span><\/div>\n

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* Robert Downey Jr.<\/b>– Oh, you know he wants it. I’d whip the big daddy out for him. “What, Robbie? The horse dick-sized cock isn’t enough?? You want me to slap on the latex opera glove and Astroglide my fist<\/i>?” He seems like a slut who likes a challenge.<\/o:p><\/span><\/div>\n

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* Johnny Depp<\/b>– He also wants it, I mean, just look at him! But he’ll have to suck it first. And prance around in a neglige and high heels. Oh, I want to pull that greasy head of hair, and make him watch me in the mirror.<\/o:p><\/span><\/div>\n

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Oh, excuse me, am I being crass? Wait, two more…<\/o:p><\/span><\/div>\n

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* <\/span>Justin Ti<\/span>mberlake<\/b>– I would gag him with another cock first, preferably a real one, then I’d make him hum, “SexyBack”, while tears stream down his face. <\/o:p><\/span><\/div>\n

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* Jennifer Lope<\/span><\/b>z- In terms of asses, also a no-brainer. I would take a long, hard look at it, slap it until it was pink, and spit in the crack. Marc Antony would be tied to a chair. Blindfolded. Wearing really painful nipple clamps. Screeching while she’s mewling. Of course, I would give it to her slow and lovingly at first, and then I would remember what horrible fucking music she makes and make her take it, like the spoiled, over-hyped hack that she is.<\/span><\/span>

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Phew! Does that sound like I need someone to hate-fuck? Nah…<\/span><\/span>

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xoxo. <\/span><\/span><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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