Damn it, you mean you WON’T suck my dirty jock clean???
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I was in Leather Man yesterday, with my friend D buying butt plugs, and was given a little list of “hanky codes” by one of the salesmen, when he noticed our curiosity over their vast bandana selection. This only increased my own befuddlement, as the list is so particular, especially in regards to the impossibly subtle shades of color it refers to. Do YOU know the difference between robin’s egg blue and light blue? Me neither!!! Maybe I’m not as gay as I thought! What if you are color blind? Does that mean that you could mistake a fist fucker for a rent boy? How embarrassing! It’s dark inside those clubs! What if you mistake mauve for magenta? You think you’re going to get a good pit-sucking, and you end up with a navel-licker. What gives?
If anyone can explain to me why it would be important to signify that you smoke cigars, do tell. I am hoping it is a clever euphemism for a sex act I’ve never heard of, but I doubt it.
| COLOR | WORN ON LEFT | WORN ON RIGHT |
|---|---|---|
| BLACK | heavy SM top | heavy SM bottom |
| GREY | bondage top | fit to be tied! |
| BLUE, Light | wants head | cocksucker |
| BLUE, Robin’s Egg | 69er | anything but 69ing |
| BLUE, Medium | cop | copsucker |
| BLUE, Navy | fucker (top) | fuckee (bottom) |
| BLUE, Airforce | pilot/flight attendant | likes flyboys |
| BLUE, Light w/WHITE Stripe | sailor | lookin’ for salty seamen |
| BLUE, Teal | cock & ball torturer | cock & ball torturee |
| RED | fist fucker | fist fuckee |
| MAROON | cuts | bleeds |
| RED, Dark | 2-handed fister | 2-handed fistee |
| PINK, Light | dildo fucker | dildo fuckee |
| PINK, Dark | tit torturer | tit torturee |
| MAUVE | into navel worshippers | has a navel fetish |
| MAGENTA | suck my pits | armpit freak |
| PURPLE | piercer | piercee |
| LAVENDER | likes drag queens | drag queen |
| YELLOW | pisser/WS | piss freak |
| YELLOW, Pale | spits | drool crazy |
| MUSTARD | hung 8″+ | wants 8″+ |
| GOLD | two looking for one | one looking for two |
| ORANGE | anything anytime | nothing now (just cruising) |
| APRICOT | two tons o’ fun | chubby chaser |
| CORAL | suck my toes | shrimper (sucks toes) |
| RUST | a cowboy | a cowboy’s horse |
| FUSCHIA | spanker | spankee |
| GREEN, Kelly | hustler (for rent) | john (looking to buy) |
| GREEN, Hunter | daddy | orphan boy looking for daddy |
| OLIVE DRAB | military top | military bottom |
| GREEN, Lime | dines off tricks (food) | dinner plate (will buy dinner) |
| BEIGE | rimmer | rimmee |
| BROWN | scat top | scat bottom |
| BROWN LACE | uncut | likes uncut |
| BROWN SATIN | cut | likes cut |
| CHARCOAL | latex fetish top | latex fetish bottom |
| GREY FLANNEL | owns a suit | likes men in suits |
| WHITE | beat my meat (J/O) | I’ll do us both (J/O) |
| HOLSTEIN | milker | milkee |
| CREAM | cums in condoms | sucks cum out of condoms |
| BLACK w/WHITE Check | safe sex top | safe sex bottom |
| RED w/WHITE Stripe | shaver | shavee |
| RED w/BLACK Stripe | furry bear | likes bears |
| WHITE LACE | likes white bottoms | likes white tops |
| BLACK w/WHITE Stripe | likes black bottoms | likes black tops |
| BROWN w/WHITE Stripe | likes latino bottoms | likes latino tops |
| YELLOW w/WHITE Stripe | likes asian bottoms | likes asian tops |
| BLUE, Light w/WHITE Dots | likes white suckers | likes to suck whites |
| BLUE, Light w/BLACK Dots | likes black suckers | likes to suck blacks |
| BLUE, Light w/BROWN Dots | likes latino suckers | likes to suck latinos |
| BLUE, Light w/YELLOW Dots | likes asian suckers | likes to suck asians |
| RED/WHITE GINGHAM | park sex top | park sex bottom |
| BROWN CORDUROY | headmaster | student |
| PAISLEY | wears boxer shorts | likes boxer shorts |
| FUR | bestialist top | bestialist bottom |
| GOLD LAME | likes muscleboy bottoms | likes muscleboy tops |
| SILVER LAME | starfucker | celebrity |
| BLACK VELVET | has/takes videos | will perform for the camera |
| WHITE VELVET | voyeur (likes to watch) | will put on a show |
| LEOPARD | has tattoos | likes tattoos |
| TAN | smokes cigars | likes cigars |
| TEDDY BEAR | cuddler | cuddlee |
| KEWPIE DOLL | chicken (under-aged) | chicken hawk (likes young adolescents) |
| DOILY | tearoom top (pours) | tearoom bottom (drinks) |
| MOSQUITO NETTING | outdoor sex top | outdoor sex bottom |
| ZIPLOC BAG | has drugs | looking for drugs |
| COCKTAIL NAPKIN | bartender | bar groupie |
| KLEENEX | stinks | sniffs |
| KEYS IN FRONT | has a car | looking for a ride |
| KEYS IN BACK | has a home | needs a place to stay |
| HOUNDSTOOTH | likes to nibble | willing to be bitten |
| UNION JACK | skinhead top | skinhead bottom |
| CALICO | new in town | tourists welcome |
| TERRYCLOTH | bathhouse top | bathhouse bottom |
| WHITE w/MULTICOLOR Dots | hosting an orgy | looking for an orgy |