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Consider Yourselves Told, Motherfuckers…
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This is a project which has been in the works for awhile, and I’m really happy and proud of the results.
Introducing… THE VIOLENT FEMS
xoxo.
The Kingpin
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Enter: The Kingpin.
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Aka La Bossa Nostra, aka Capo Donna, aka Gal Capone.
Stay tuned for the unveiling of The Violent Fems! (confused? good!)
xoxo.
You Can’t Yell, “Yell!” In Karate…
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I was devastated yesterday in karate, when one of my teachers told me that “Kia!” actually means, “Yell!”. He was like, “You can’t yell ‘yell’ when you go to competition, the judges will laugh at you.” So I said, “But I like yelling Kia!”
“You really shouldn’t do it,” he looked at me.
“But, won’t some of them find it ironically hilarious?”
“Nomatter how good your kata is, they will think you don’t know what you’re saying.”
“So then… what should I say?” I said.
“Try to make it more gutteral, from your diaphragm. Like, Soueoueouw!” It was like a constipated Conan the Barbarian.
“Soueooaaaioow! That does not sound right!” (I commence all manner of vowels jammed together to make my own scary noise while flexing my muscles in the mirror, to no avail.)
Funny, I don’t usually have much trouble finding expletives.
xoxo.
Recurring Theme Post: Women Outlaws in History
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Marm Mandelbaum
Anne Bonny
Machine Gun Molly
Sequins and Sadisitic Spirituality…
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Or, the title of my interview with Mistress Crimson of Chicago.
Read all about it at: The Scene!
xoxo.
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Sex Change And The City…
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The person on the left is recognizable as Sarah Jessica Parker, however, the person on the right is not her younger brother, but in fact HER before her sex change in 1982.
Ha, ha. Just kidding. It’s Mitch from Real Genius. But if ever someone had a doppelganger…
I am so sick of the bullshit hype around Sex and the City 2, that I could puke blood. Under no circumstance is it acceptable to go see this movie. Only if your dying grandma makes it her last request while holding a puppy with sunglasses in one hand, and a kitten with a bandaged leg in the other.
xoxo.